November 20th 2007
chat logs
excerpt
| themaneatingcoat signed on at 6:02:30 AM | |
| themaneatingcoat (6:02:47 AM): | yo |
| Rachael Noel (6:02:57 AM): | hey HEY hey. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:03:19 AM): | whoo WHOO whoo |
| Rachael Noel (6:03:27 AM): | !!!!! shit! it’s the POlice! |
| themaneatingcoat (6:04:28 AM): | The 5-0 |
| themaneatingcoat (6:04:32 AM): | The feds |
| themaneatingcoat (6:04:35 AM): | the pigs |
| themaneatingcoat (6:04:37 AM): | the fuzz |
| themaneatingcoat (6:04:41 AM): | the dogs |
| themaneatingcoat (6:04:45 AM): | the cucumbers |
| themaneatingcoat (6:04:54 AM): | okay….that one dosent work |
| Rachael Noel (6:04:57 AM): | cucumbers… hmmmm…. |
| Rachael Noel (6:04:59 AM): | not really. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:07:09 AM): | FUCK! |
| Rachael Noel (6:07:13 AM): | where?!?! |
| themaneatingcoat (6:08:14 AM): | I keep recieveing gobs of fake ass emails on myspace |
| themaneatingcoat (6:08:16 AM): | grrrr |
| Rachael Noel (6:09:20 AM): | People… even fake people… yearn to stalk you…. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:09:33 AM): | ha…right |
| Rachael Noel (6:10:09 AM): | You attract the boring crazy people. Even the ficticious ones. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:11:16 AM): | i suck……that’s what i do |
| Rachael Noel (6:12:55 AM): | You are like…. a flame… that attracts…. fake people…. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:13:06 AM): | ouch |
| Rachael Noel (6:13:06 AM): | Manequin magnet. |
| Rachael Noel (6:13:17 AM): | of Myspace-bot. |
| Rachael Noel (6:13:57 AM): | Well… I think that the wierd myspace fake people come in waves. |
| Rachael Noel (6:14:23 AM): | I think theyt find a human and pounce. |
| Rachael Noel (6:14:28 AM): | like hyenas. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:14:45 AM): | well….i am cleary not,human |
| Rachael Noel (6:15:13 AM): | not human? |
| Rachael Noel (6:15:17 AM): | reeeeaaaally? |
| themaneatingcoat (6:15:26 AM): | shit….um |
| themaneatingcoat (6:15:32 AM): | no…that’s not what i….uh |
| themaneatingcoat (6:15:41 AM): | i mean,YES!HAHA! |
| themaneatingcoat (6:15:47 AM): | of course i’m human |
| themaneatingcoat (6:16:00 AM): | i am human indeed |
| Rachael Noel (6:16:01 AM): | damn. |
| Rachael Noel (6:16:04 AM): | I was hoping. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:16:15 AM): | Very much100010hu1101man |
| Rachael Noel (6:16:16 AM): | maybe you were alien. |
| Rachael Noel (6:16:28 AM): | and could… y’know… gimme a ride out of here. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:17:22 AM): | I like to think when i come by your house that it lifts off the ground and the whole thing is freely floating far from civilization |
| themaneatingcoat (6:17:42 AM): | and we are in our super cool oldhouse”themed” ship |
| Rachael Noel (6:17:48 AM): | That…. would be awesome. |
| Rachael Noel (6:18:19 AM): | Sometimes… I fear that I am… a bad influence…. |
| Rachael Noel (6:18:31 AM): | a land of escapism. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:19:33 AM): | Then I have not fully illustrated where I’ve been |
| Rachael Noel (6:20:13 AM): | but then… I kind of think… sometimes… if I try hard enough… I can will the rest of the terrible universe to go away. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:20:31 AM): | your house is somewhat of a church in comparison to my living arangment record |
| Rachael Noel (6:20:49 AM): | a church? |
| Rachael Noel (6:20:57 AM): | church has alot of sex. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:21:30 AM): | I like hanging out with you and i pretty much forget what is happening beyond your house when i’m there because where i am not,dosen’t really concern me |
| themaneatingcoat (6:21:38 AM): | ha…..just read that |
| themaneatingcoat (6:22:02 AM): | well….our church is….well……it’s a liberal church |
| Rachael Noel (6:22:09 AM): | hooooray! |
| Rachael Noel (6:22:40 AM): | Can we have those weeird refridgerator shaped lesbian pastors in rainbow sashes? |
| themaneatingcoat (6:23:44 AM): | yes ma’am |
| Rachael Noel (6:23:53 AM): | aaand…. |
| Rachael Noel (6:24:21 AM): | can we do the wierd creepy Catholic ceremony, only more authentic? |
| themaneatingcoat (6:24:47 AM): | explain |
| Rachael Noel (6:25:39 AM): | eating flesh… drinking blood…. |
| Rachael Noel (6:26:05 AM): | so much better if not stupid wafers and crappy table wine. |
| themaneatingcoat (6:27:51 AM): | agreed |
| themaneatingcoat (6:28:11 AM): | well show ’em what “body and blood” really mean. |
| Rachael Noel (6:28:20 AM): | Hooray! |
| Rachael Noel (6:28:25 AM): | I like our church. |
| Rachael Noel (6:28:28 AM): | We should… |
| Rachael Noel (6:28:30 AM): | maybe… |
| themaneatingcoat (6:28:35 AM): | commence lip smacking |
| Rachael Noel (6:28:40 AM): | try and capitalize on this. |